Learning English, little jokes to you understand and smile

These questions are from real life of a teacher and are very cool to you learn more about english. Enjoy it!
I let the address of Google Translate to help you understand if the case.

Who discovered America?

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is, teacher.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

What is the chemical formula for water?

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

One important thing

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

Why do you always get so dirty?

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Why are you late?

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

Do you say prayers before eating

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, Sir. It’s the same dog.

Do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Always say, “I am.”

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

What do you call a person who…

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Source: received by mail.

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